Make Shakespeare proud by buying some classical Shakespeare DLC for the comical Typing of the Dead. What? Don't give me those crazy eyes! It actually is real thou non-believer! The latest word pack contains some rather amusing literature for you to write to slay the dead with. It can be said it is rather ironic that stick and stones can break your bones, but words will never hurt you, will I say nonsense to such, Shakespeare would also agree.

By the power of Shakespeare's one-liners, thy shall slay the dead with sayings such as "Sin from thy lips" or "Something wicked this way comes". If I'm not convincing (or scaring you) then you'll just have to read up on some classic literature composed by the late Shakespeare, that or you can call the guys who take me away to some mental asylum.