“It’s 2014, the Rules have changed.” Says the NASCAR ‘14 launch trailer, but that’s not entirely accurate as I still get a black flag when I drive backwards on the track in an attempt to cause the most horrific virtual NASCAR accident of all time. The nerve!

To a non NASCAR fan, this trailer is just some guy listing off a bunch of names you haven’t ever heard before. To a NASCAR fan this trailer is about a guy you know listing off the names of a bunch of other guys you know about. Here’s a simple recap: NASCAR ‘14 is out and you can buy it. You drive around the track and you turn left and do your best to not crash into other people even though that’s what everyone wants to see.

“It's your turn to immerse yourself in the full-throttle thrill of the world's most exciting motor sports racing series in NASCAR '14. Take the wheel from your favorite driver and participate in the race week experience complete with practice, qualifying, and race day challenges. With your favorite personalities and replays, NASCAR '14 is the authentic NASCAR experience for fans.”