Yeah, you know the drill. It's time to go bankrupt. Our Lord Gaben has decreed it to be so. The Steam Summer Sale has begun in earnest and...f**k this noise! I'm going to buy some games!

Or not.

As always, the servers are so spammed out there won't be any chance of finalising a checkout for about three more hours, you know how it is. How, I wonder, how do Steam make us so eager to give them money that we suffer through this indignity every three months?

Because it's a Steam Sale!

DUH!