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Homogenize ALL THE BLONDES!!!

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By breadbitten02-12-2013

Lindsay Lohan, the one true role model for all future generations that will precede ours, is continuing her noble quest towards the enlightenment of the human soul and it has something to do with our preferred medium of entertainment!

Apparently Ms. Lohan is accusing Rockstar Games of using her image in a little-known game called Grand Theft Auto V. According to TMZ (damnit, I'd just gotten out of the shower!), Ms. Lohan is demanding Rockstar Games to pay some "serious money" for having copped her mug for the game. It's still quite unclear what the amazing woman is hinting at, some believe that she may be referring to "Beach Girl" while TMZ (I need a shower) speculate that it may be one of the many vacuous, airheaded celebrities that Michael, Franklin or Trevor randomly encounter around Los Santos.

It should be noted that this is the second lawsuit made against Rockstar Games for Grand Theft Auto V by a public-figure, the first being rapper Daz Dillinger's claim that Rockstar used some of his songs in the game without permission, but at least that one has some credibility to it.

Whether you agree or not, one thing's for sure...Ms. Lohan is on the right path towards making next year's harvest even more bountiful.

Rectus. Hoc honebus.


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I have a feeling it might be a character related to a mission involving psychopath trevor...

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With good make-up, a lot of girls can look similar to the girl in GTA V picture. The claim is absurd.

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That chick looks nothing like Lindsay Lohan. Looks more like Denise Richards.

If she didn't have that deformed, mutant pixie nose

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@StuntmanLT As real as her drug habit.

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Seriously, is this real?

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Poor Lindsay. She was the one who finally went full retard and convinced me to add the 'Frivolous Lawsuit' tag