Hey, it's one of those fake GTA V ads! We'll, the product its advertising is fake. Chocolate for sports people! Somehow not a chocolate bar for sports people. But it doesn't matter, anyways, because GTA V... isn't exactly subtle about its criticism laced humorous ads. Hey, guys, if your ad spells out all the features you despise about the people who use such products, it's not actually clever! Well, console gamers might think it is, the dirty peasantry that they are, but we're not like that. I miss the days of Ammunation, Pet-in-a-Box and Exploder: Evacuator Part 2 ("Tim! They got your wife!" "But I'm not married!" "You are now - to America!"). Then again, GTA IV was the least exciting GTA game to date (mind you, I played GTA London 1961 pack), so either RockStar is slipping or I'm too old for this.

Ranting aside, we can see some actual activities we'd be able to do in the game. You'll be able to bounce BMXs off cars (...on a highway), para-jump from buildings (I think I saw that sky-scraper from SanAn that let you take bicycles and shit like that upstairs) and bridges, swim (you should be impressed - if you're a GTAIII character, that is), ride jet-skis and so forth. I hope they're not trying to pass off running as a side mission. Basically it's GTA: SanAn, only looking like someone who actually knew something about visuals worked on it. Hopefully he has a brother who knows stuff about porting control schemes to the PC when they eventually port it. Hooray?