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Go Bowling With The Saints

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By MrJenssen26-07-2013

The final video in the Hail to the Chief series has arrovied. It's dumb, it's loud, it's probably a lot of fun too. It's the Bounce Rifle. No *sigh*, it won't make foxy ladies' bottoms bounce continuously, but at least it has a colourful chain effect, which is handy for when the president has to deal with groups of thugs, aliens, politicians and other scum.

Well. That's all. Literally. Enjoy it. The game comes out August 23rd for us in Europe and that one island that just felt too good for the rest of us. August 20, if you live in that bacon-loving country to the west.


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Also, I played it for 23 hours. Not 30.

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At times dumb fun. I had dumb fun with it, particularly because it had COOP. Every game is more enjoyable in COOP. Any game that isn't normally enjoyable, can be made enjoyable through COOP. I played it in COOP.

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"I dont like, I find it mediocre" plays it for 30h..

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Haha. "arrovied". Oopsie.

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Xidio, I liked Saints Row 2, despite all the bugs and the terrible porting issues. SR3, I don't like. I find it mediocre. At times dumb fun, but never anything more. It's nice that it has COOP, at least.

Anyway, I wasn't talking about the game. I was talking about your whining. You have so much anger in you! You need to find a hobby, so that you can ventilate some of that anger. Try boxing!

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It's called marketing. We can't all be perfect and only ever buy games that are exactly what we expect them to be

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Why the flying fuck would anyone buy a game they dont like and play through it? Sounds like a very logical decision.

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Because he played them and that's how long it took to finish. I dunno' if you're aware of this, but Steam don't allow you to trade in or resell games after you buy them

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He does like it.

Why else would he own Saints Row 2 and 3, and have ~25+ hours in both?

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Akshully, he doesn't like Saints Row. This entire news post was written solely to troll me.

Because I do