Welp that trailer's certainly a ride if you're trying to understand it. I'm sure some super-fans have already worked it out but we can't make heads nor tails of what's going off but we have our theories – we think Noctis is actually the girl from the start and that she transformed into a dog and then an old man before escaping the guys with the guns as a teardrop. He/she now lives as a vibrator. That's how it went right?

In the ever wise words of our very own Bobfish “Does it matter? It's Final Fantasy.” too right it is and it'll be awesome! Sadly no PC logo on the end of the trailer but we're still living in hope – the rest of the Fabula Nova Christallis series (Final Fantasy 13 and Final Fantasy Type-0) are on PC so it'd be weird for this one not to make the jump eventually.

Stay tuned for more from Gamescom and Final Fantasy as we get it!