Game Of Thrones Episode 4 Is Coming
When you play the Game of Thrones, you lose all will to live. At least, you do if you're Bunnysuit and you're playing next week's Episode 4. Because Jon senpai is most displeased with poor Gared. The silly sod went and broke his vows didn't he.
In, somewhat, happier news, the man with a ballsack the size of our sun has, perhaps, finally seen some silver lining to the woes of house Forrester. An apparently new arrival comes bearing an army of archers, at his disposal. On proviso that he help them murder the everloving shit out of Gryff. You know? That wazark that's currently camping out in the great hall. So, like he's really going to say no..
Also, that's still not a dragon. It's an overgrown gecko. You know nothin' George Martin!
Episode 4, as predicted, will launch next week across all major (and several minor) platforms starting on the 26th (Tuesday) on our beloved platform and...eh, who cares about the rest?