Bring in the Replacer to Take Over Your Life
Marking the release of Black Ops II's new map pack, Revolution, Activision has seemed to see fit to release a new promotional video featuring "The Replacer". Simply put, we all know that you are truly the man, kicking ass online and forever putting those others in their place. Sometimes, however, life gets in the way of that. That's where the Replacer comes in. He takes over your life and responsibilities so that you can truly shine online, and devote time to exactly what's important...
Hey, Activision? Thanks for pandering to the geek stereotype. I really appreciate it, and I simply love that you continue to promote that image of me. It's not like I have other hobbies ya know, like critical thinking, writing, or--god forbid--having sex.