In here you will not find news, you will not find anything interesting. Please carry on with your life. This message is intended only for those ready for it. Those who are willing and able to do the task that is needed. Those with bald heads and a mysterious barcode on that head.
Now that we have gotten rid of those who this message does not apply to, here is your mission and your personalised “quickstart” guide on assassination.
Good luck Agents.