My three favorite things in life are typing at zombies to make them die, cussing in pretty much any situation, and mashed potatoes. Unfortunately I'm on my own when it comes to the latter, but my luck is getting better because Modern Dream has me covered by killing two birds with one stone and letting me type vulgar phrases at zombies in Typing of the Dead: Overkill's surprising second DLC release: "Filth".

With such phrases as "Furious Penis", "Hairy Crevice", "Prehensile Phallus", and "Pickled Pork Sword" I couldn't possibly come up with a better game to buy for your mother this Christmas... as long as she's a cool mother that doesn't mind it when a game tells her to type "Spunk Fountain".